Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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