he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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