Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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