do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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