you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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