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Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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