ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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