Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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