It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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