I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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