Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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