: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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