just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
