Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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