guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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