Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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