"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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