Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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