Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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