i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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