I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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