The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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