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You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize