Having a random hookup so left but love u
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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