He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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