My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Randomize
