As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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