In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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