Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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