pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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