Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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