I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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