No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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