You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
A bitchslap is in order.
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