Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
