Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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