If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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