It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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