Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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