She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
