I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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