What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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