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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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