i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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