dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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