I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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