do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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