sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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