turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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