I'm passing your future prison.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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