I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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