Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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