New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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