Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
