Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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