I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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