i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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